Laurie2K:
Someone tell him - don't be alarmed, Teddy. It's just an 'Out Of Body Experience'... something we all experience during a very good shit.
Laurie2K:
Okay mine's gonna go Sally: Age 22; loves long walks in quicksand; biting heads off live chickens; sucking farts out of dead seagulls: No stalkers, please."
YibbleGuy:
"Do me, Gumby! Show me that long green... Pokey, no! NO, Pokey!"
WaffleKing:
My name's Jabba the Hut, and I love frosted flakes
YingYang:
Wow, I never thought of using Fruit Roll-Ups for THAT.....
Generik:
"...And just as the coelecanth lays its milt, or sperm cells, all over the ocean floor, so you can lay your seeds of the future in Mutual of Omaha."
amycamus:
Ha - and they say Pollack was so great. Any good jacuzzi can do the same thing. (I lie - Pollack was a genius)
Indomitus:
Don't have to tell me twice. I do more nothing before 9am than most people do all day.
amycamus:
You try rubbing, and they STILL don't come out. That's why we've introduced new and IMPROVED Coelecanth stain remover...
statutoryApe:
Meanwhile, as the camera guy gets eaten by a giant land swordfish...
Generik:
"You know the difference between pink and purple, don't you? Grip. That's all. Grip."
Generik:
"Ah, I gave up that Phantom of Krankor gig years ago. After that, I lived in the Haight and followed the Dead for a few years..."