RIZZZ:
"You HAD to press all the buttons at once, didn't you?"
AeonFlux:
"I like Gogol, but Tolstoy's got the better ass." [ah, peasantry is bliss]
AeonFlux:
Oh brave new world that has such fuckheads in it.
RGrant:
i never was good at math. Is the answer X = 5.1?
anti_hero:
"Hey, it tastes like cherry! What a rip off!"
GypsySwitch:
Well, nobody said the forces of darkness could spell.
TravisBickle:
During the debates, when asked to name the presidents, George W. Bush's head suddenly exploded. People were largely unaffected.
E_B_A:
The sound of RoboCop coughing?
BeelzeBemis:
One thing you have to grant the pagans. They sure have some big Baals.
alexgthewizardguy:
Damn, Superman can fly. Why can't we fly, Batman? "Because we're chubby and we have no budget for that."
Saltydog:
"Et tu, Brute?" "Yeth. Call me an ol' meanie."
MrSpookyHeadMan:
"Oh, icky, a bug!"
Indomitus:
"Thank you for holding my pussy. Sometimes I just *can't* control it."
THE_Durandal:
"I'm channeling your grandpa... 'Pull my finger!' Wow, spooky huh?"
Indomitus:
They'd dump his books if they knew what a book was.