animebabe:
Where you can pay for sex but the cows are free.
animebabe:
"I carry this door around in case it gets hot. That way, I can roll the window down to cool off."
icenine:
Not much. Water you doing?
icenine:
This was all it took for Mellissa Etheridge to convince David to father her baby.
SlightlyPeevedMax:
"Allright, dammit, it's easy! Put your left foot in! Left, Murray, your other left! Edna, you're hooky-pookying to early!"
SlightlyPeevedMax:
"This is a display case of various things I've managed to lodge in my nose over the years."
144b:
Tired of lame insults? Tey Fa! The instnt insult dis-dispenser.
Hinermad:
Try our other great skin-care products Do, Re, and for that pleasant feeling of self-satisfaction, Mi.
teambanzai:
A long, long way to go.
RexKramer:
Tonya Harding, Hubcap Warrior Princess
HenryBemis:
Little Known Fact: Scrubbing Bubbles can devour an entire cow in 2.3 minutes.
HenryBemis:
It's Morgan Le Fae and Morgan Le Fae in The Merlin Trap.
Indomitus:
Awesome! You got your iron lung custom detailed!
Indomitus:
"Well, I'm sorry, but it seems that Kathy Lee's schedule is open now, and well, she'll bring more ratings than you will... You're fired, Emeril."
Indomitus:
More? you want MORE? I'm already up to 2 dozen fuck-ups per day! And you want MORE?!?