psymorph:
"Don't you think that outfit is a wee bit...how shall we say...RIDICULOUS?"
psymorph:
(New brain.)
psymorph:
The Mounties always get their man....and a few groceries as long as they're out and about.
icabod:
"Let's see...""Were did I park my invisible jet... Damn!"
Armitage1:
Look out, downsizeing made the run way too short!
Arcamadis:
Wonder Woman stars in the undead,A Roger Corman film (I'm sorry I just got up)
joebean:
"..sniff...*sob*..why. why dose everyone call me puppy dog girl.."
joebean:
"gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. bark, bark, gerrrrrrrrrrrr"
icabod:
"Did you make poopies in your britches again, Private?"..."Yessir."
icabod:
This pickpocket is about to perform the old "replace wallet with loaded mousetrap trick."
icabod:
Hey, Bitch you better get your *own* look!
Tin_God:
"Well, major, according to my big assed calculator, you've had 17.6 beers today. What do you have to say for yourself?" *Baaaaarf*
BlakHat1:
..and the Goth Vixen BODY SLAMS WW, she's going for the pin but NO! It's an IRISH WHIP! It's a FIGURE FOUR!
icabod:
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
rick12string:
The plant's tuxedoed arm ripped Steve's mustache off and handed it to him.
BadBoy1:
"..uh..yeah W.W..my mom always lets me caress her boobs and ..and ..you know ..things ...really!!"
TimeChaser:
"Um sir, I think you forgot your pants." "You did too private, so shut your pie hole and kiss me."
icabod:
it's officer Wiggems and YOUR BUSTED!