Itzart:
Spock sits alone with his stuffed emu, dreaming of revenge.
kittyliquor:
Yaaa, I'm from North Derkoter
Pariah:
Wayne's TV set exploded, imbedding the Star Trek signal in his forehead. It was the proudest moment of the young Trekkie's life. It was also the last moment
Torgone:
Fine, I'll pull my OWN finger.
Saltydog:
"It'll put the wowzers back in yer trousers"
icabod:
Early one morning, Bob mistook his wife for a toaster and stuffed an Eggo in her mouth
LudicrousSpeed:
"Shit I thought I turned my webcam off. Great, Everyone can see me and my pathetic life now.."
EBrown:
The severed head of the Pringles mascot was found in a large pool of blood today...
icabod:
This new tilted stadium *really* gives us the home advantage!
Razorburn:
"At 5000 mph we should make grandma's house in just under an hour."
icabod:
Space: the final waste supository
Rwsdwr:
Before there was Picture In Picture, there was Picture Right Next To Picture
nashthumbugandshort:
Re: Trojan conflict/ Dear Saturn, Sorry to bother you, but we're kind of stuck again. Could you do something on your end? Thanks, Agamemnon
WaffleKing:
this is creepy, her eyes follow you around the room
icabod:
Zantor imposes his will upon the community.
Music4me:
"Don't come any closer, I've got a dumb expression on my face and I know how to use it!"
icabod:
Previous to his carreer as a jerk, Dr.Smith was an accomplished shrink.
Akaishi:
Suddenly the room went away, to be replaced by stars, and then inky blackness
clover:
Note to self: No more presweetened cereal for the kids.
Janine:
Mentos: the frikkin freshmaker!
icabod:
Must... Destroy... -SAY! Look at those gams!