Vicious:
Buckwheat tay: "Tar Tek am good!"
Luna715:
*sniffsniff* Is that bacon I smell? Honey, I LOVE you!
Loodvig:
Andy Richter's cameo on Star Trek. It lasted 4.7 seconds...
quickdraw:
"Just ignore him, Spock. Maybe he'll go sit somewhere else."
kikboxgirl:
"When you wake up, you will not want a cigarette and you will bark like a dog!"
Widget:
"AAARGH! Dogs... calling me... want me to kill... Kennedy!"
Loodvig:
"Now where did I put that giant sweetart?"
Gnasche:
"Captain, stop Shatting and help me subdue this woman."
kikboxgirl:
"Ah! Here you go! Streakers Convention in Miami this weekend! Will that be smoking or Nonsmoking?"
Widget:
It's Carlton...and Carlton!...in "The Doorman Trap"
Loodvig:
oO(I hate these novelty Milkman phones...)
kikboxgirl:
"I believe you push one of those numbered buttons, sir." "Shut up Spock!"
clover:
Welcome to Disney Lebanon!
Gnasche:
"Well how the hell did your car keys get way up there." "Nevermind, just help me find a ladder."
kikboxgirl:
Now back to 'That F#$@ing Cat' on Fox!
RaisedByWolves:
Oh goodie.... she's coming this way! Quick! Get that hat off!
Widget:
"...and remember: if you pledge more than $50 to NASA, you get the nifty tote-bag!"
RaisedByWolves:
Eat, dammit, eat! Lousy Gigapet!
Loodvig:
"Spocko and I are takin' over, see?"
kikboxgirl:
"Me? You wanna dance with me?" "Uh, no..I was asking Spock."
Occupant:
Too many captions making fun of him, and an accidental overdose of gamma radiation produces The Incredible Shat!