animebabe:
"You sure they wanted Trekkie strippers for the party??"
SteveED:
Hey good lookin'! You wanna date? Only $20
BuckFifty:
Suddenly, the simple game of "Red Light, Green Light" takes a violent turn... "Red Light..." *phaser fire* "AHHHH!!!!"
YingYang:
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a Chinese whore, not a German dentist!!"
YingYang:
"How the hell did a waffle get up there?'
Lanzman:
"Commodore, I know that rank hath its priveledges, but I'm going to have to ask you to remove your hand."
Gnasche:
"Condoms are 75 cents now? It's almost not even worth it!!"
BuckFifty:
"Damnit, devilishly clever Mr Rabbit. Enjoy those Trix while you can..." "Trix are for kids Cap'n..." "Shut up."
Gnasche:
A wider angle of this shot shows that they cleared away the command chairs for a Enterprise mixer. The rest of the crew is dancing and having a blast.
Lanzman:
"Don't be too obvious when you look, Doctor, but Uhura forgot her panties this morning."
BuckFifty:
Spock and McCoy show up at the pub an hour early in order to get the 'good' seats close to the woman's washroom.
Geier:
"But...I don't WANNA sing 'My Coney Island Gal'!"
Geier:
In his most daring tactical decision yet, Kirk commands that the entire cosmos be beamed into the Shuttle Bay, catching the Klingons completely off-guard!
Annakie7:
Damn it! What did I tell you about opening the microwave while it was still going!?
Geier:
"But...I don't WANNA sing 'My Coney Island Gal'!"
Lanzman:
"Wallet . . . keys . . . pager . . . Yup, I'm ready. Let's go."
Gnasche:
"Alright, ladies. First position. Let's take it from the top."
Neoknight:
Poorly Set Theater presents: "From Here To Eternity."