Xigeous:
"Sorry, ladies, but this big boy no longer takes his shirt off. Talk to the hand."
Gnasche:
This episode is rated NCC-17.
Shandi:
"SPOCK! Stop throwing Spitballs at me!!"
YingYang:
Spock got a new dog whistle
Shandi:
"Captain, scratch right between my shoulders!"
Agent_Moldy:
"Spock, I think it's time we had that 'little chat'." "You mean about..." "That's right, Osteoporosis."
Nereus:
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a snapping turtle!
ZadetheElf:
I just have to...sing!
Gnasche:
"............."
SpankDaMunk:
Hey mystic alien ball!! You like this?? Huh?!?
Gnasche:
"But, Jim...your hernia..." "You can't stop me this time, Bones. I just gotta SHAT!!!!"
Xigeous:
"Spock's praying again. Can he do that?"
Jordi:
"'You dirty rat...!'"
amycamus:
"It's no bother, I KNOW I've got a magazine under here SOMEwhere!"
Agent_Moldy:
While the girls discuss the details, Spock ponders: "TWO women at once? Is that logical?"
Buffoon:
This is illegal in seven states
Carmilla67:
"I'm just a gigalo, everywhere I go..." "Damnit Spock I'm a doctor, not a record producer!"
CaveDweller:
"Talk to da hand, girlfriend!!"