Tominator:
I smuggled seeds back from Amsterdam in my ass for this?
Moatas:
"Don't want to talk politics? Ok, how about I tell you how great your sister is the sack, the things she does with her lips...."
Tominator:
Prison themed restaurants were big in the 50's and 60's.
Dante83:
"How long since the last railing, Jenkins?" "About three weeks sir." "That's too long. You know what you have to do." "Yes sir. It's been a pleasure working for you sir." "I know. Now jump."
144b:
P.S. Free Kitten To A Good Home. The Hell?!?!
Agent_Moldy:
Aw, but that's the day I wash my hair!
SlanderFails:
Lincoln's childhood home was mass produced... Double wide style.
SlanderFails:
Bob... I'm... I'm really a... an energy entity from Nebulon 9. I hope you understand.
rickubis:
I can see my house from here! I wish I was there now, instead of plummeting to my death....
144b:
Yes sir, I can't wait to get that ship into the bathtub with the misses.
Hinermad:
Character references? Yeah, right. Ever since I shot Abbott and buried him under the boardwalk, I haven't... no, don't write that down!
Hinermad:
What do you do when unexpected guests pop up for the weekend? Pop up a spare room with the new Pop-Up Spare Room!
gleeb:
"How Goodwife Biddle Thanked the LORD for Removing her Groove"
gleeb:
Taming the prairie Portuguese man'o'war.
GizM:
Enormous Jellyfish found in captivity; largest one known to man/
Hecuba:
The giant snail may be slow, but it eventually slimes its prey to death just the same
Beckett:
"Look, all I'm saying is that without a brim, what the hell good is a hat!"
SlanderFails:
Lola finds that her new bionic titanium legs can't bend. Poor Lola .
jammer427:
"Are you laughing at my tie? Chicks dig the bow tie!"
Dante83:
"Hey, Get Away From That Drinking Fountain!"
Dante83:
Noticing all the boys are discussing Madonna and fabulous window treatments, Debbbie slowly sneaks out.