ash2:
We're sorry folks but Gamera is running just a little late today, but he should be around any second now.
ash2:
but all I want to grow is beer
Ator:
The schlitz tanks for Joe Don Baker
da_upstart:
"And with the push of a button, the tie then transforms to a blade as hard as steel so you can kill somebody! Throw it in the washing machine, & viola! Where's the murder weapon?
Yeerkkiller:
The Real Quest for Fire - "Hey, Larry, it's over there!"
jiildo:
3 EZ payments of $39.95 - men get your interchangeable and colorful jock straps. Caution - might cause irritation.
gleeb:
"Trouble with the vandegraff generator again, Sue?"
da_upstart:
Static Girl always had trouble making friends.
144b:
Gee, our dates are sure taking a lot of time in the mens room?
gleeb:
Ken Kesey was a lot more formal than most people realize...
wd40:
What's this? A student of Alexander Hamilton High on the Thomas Jefferson High bus, this will never do, you danged federalist scamp!
da_upstart:
Mugsy Tua, the Hawaiian gangster mob boss, was arrested today trying to smuggle a pair of coconuts in his pants...
GersederK:
I reckon' he's reckonin' something
Equinox365:
Tragedy strikes when only one porto-potty is available before the battle.
Walsh:
Easter Egg hunts suck when you're blind.
flavio:
"I bid you a fond farewell as I do all my guests with a gentle push down a flight of stairs. Ta Ta!"
wd40:
Look, punk, I've fought giant crawling eyeballs to get this joint, and you're not going screw it up for me!
flavio:
John Wilkes Booth accidentally shows up a night early and is treated to a delightful performance of the ice capades.
Dante83:
"A wooden nickel! I know you're not supposed to ... but... can't... control... myself... or... speak... at normal... rate."
Billy_Zoom:
"Feckless"... that's a good word.
Angel_Noir:
"At last. I am alone. I can finally cap this screengrab of books." *CRASH!* "My DSL! But, there was time now! It's not fair!"
144b:
The only thing he has in the safety deposit box is three baseball cards, a buckeye & an arrowhead.
UnReality:
"You kids get off my nonexistent lawn!"