Darthdemona:
When construction workers get bored they amuse themselves with shadow puppets.
Darthdemona:
The spinning wheel, once a necessary household object, is now antiquated relic, used only to put princesses to sleep for a hundred years.
cambria36:
After he died, Joe DiMaggio quit saying he was the greatest-living baseball player.
144b:
This guy is a R Crumb drawing come to life.
144b:
*Magnets not included.
wd40:
Our tradition of decorative kitchenware has come under attack, we must pass a constitutional amendment!
Norma_Desmond:
In six months you can make a salad! Wheeeeee!
cambria36:
Billy always stayed close to his sister on the way to school, hoping a strong wind would come up.
wd40:
It went BOOM when stopped, BZZZT when ran and WHRRRR when it stood still . . . is this worth a $100,000,000 government contract?
flavio:
"Hi kids, I'm Nature and it's true - I abhor a vacuum. You bet your bippy on that."
Darthdemona:
Their ring leader, an old Oxford known only as "Shiny."
WaffleKing:
A Vietnam vet's shoe closet.
WaffleKing:
Steenkin' NAFTA. I could be peeckin' fruit back home.
Ric_Shaw:
I...am not an animal. I wish I was, but I'm not. Maybe a cheetah or a caribou or something would be nice.
JurassicPork:
Little did Bill Tilden know that Tony Soprano had just put a contract out on him.
JohnSteed:
Would you guys stop making everything a damn competition and just shake hands normally?!
FryGirl:
It was difficult getting the Abbey Road cover shot just right.
darksoulnohope:
The Sci-Fi channel's new series about Enron's rolling blackouts.
144b:
FDR's dog, Fala, was really three dogs. One was a stunt double that wore a bullet-proof coat to protect the president. The other was the stuffed Fala, used for photos. And the third dog peed a lot.
echostation:
The other water towers were getting tired of Jerry showing off his bling-bling...
Zee:
Sally Forth has taken an odd turn....
Soozcat:
Down with the aristos! Long live Republic Pictures!
Mr_Grant:
Rossi! Billie! My office!