Mr_Grant:
"Get Your Kicks on Route 66" made the US Highway System sound like a swinging cocktail party, where in truth it was like an AV Club meeting.
gleeb:
Well, if only people would put the plastic covers on their teachers at night, there'd be a lot less wear and tear.
da_upstart:
"Hello, ma'am. I'm from the Department of Whuppin Your Kids' Ass in Washington D.C. I believe you called earlier?..."
gleeb:
"My client, Mr. Gallano, is in no way involved with the Teacher Protection racket."
144b:
I think this is the best Overdue Roundup Day that the library has ever had.
beckett:
"...only in the real submarine the controls wont just be painted on like this."
gleeb:
Someday, I'll have a real window.
gleeb:
"And you say the lab rats built this?"
beckett:
"But when you're in the tub with it, you have to be really careful not to catch your pubes in the propeller."
144b:
Good, it's ready. I'll get the baking soda & you get the tub filled!
144b:
Hmmm, 234? I've better cut back on the beef jerkey.
beckett:
"Hey Earl, roll the window down and signal a left, will ya?"
144b:
D'oh! I've had the turn signal on for two weeks.
da_upstart:
"Yes, I'd like to liquidate my accounts and--" <POOF!> "Hello, Jimmy. It's me, you. I'm your older self come to warn you not to take the money out." "..... whatdafuuuuck?..."
gleeb:
"Why won't you tell me what my balance is?" "We don't trust you."
Loodvig:
'Eight Miles High' video?
gleeb:
Airborne Pvt. Hendrix complains to flight surgeons of a purple haze all through his brain...
Hinermad:
Hendrix takes another whiff of nitrous oxide, has a vision of Starland Vocal Band's "Afternoon Delight," and swears off drugs forever.
Hinermad:
Cataloged as NGC-90125, this long, narrow cloud of interstellar dust and gas 6000 light years away is better known as the Pantiliner Nebula with Wings.
Matteus:
Either everyone on Earth is dead or we're in Utah
gleeb:
Most folks are so glad to get a good parking space, they leave the car and walk everywhere.
flowbear:
The Las Vegas strip before the invention of casinos and neon.
soultron:
late at night gumby stalks his prey.
BlakHat1:
"Race ya to the monolith!"
cambria36:
"London Bridge is......" Well, you know.....
Snuffleupagus:
Pedestrians Are Worth 50 Points!!
Moatas:
"You can do it here, or do it somewhere else, but either way you're buying some Girl Scout cookies..."
da_upstart:
The internet had a special, buy 4 Russian brides and get the 5th one free.
cambria36:
and we screw over there in the bedroom
beckett:
"I can out akimbo your ass all DAY mister!"
GersonK:
"Well, back to the...." "Say it and I kill you, Jim"
Loodvig:
Snowman manure is becoming a growing problem along Lake Superior...
UnReality:
"Dude, how much for a dime bag of prosciutto?"
gleeb:
Whoa! GOOD prosciutto!
cambria36:
I never eat Italian ham. (just kidding, gleeb)
gleeb:
We got cappicola ham, we got braunschweiger, whachu want?
UnReality:
"I don't have a problem. I can quit snorting pimento loaf anytime I like!"
gleeb:
Dude, that stuff is whack! Now, I'm high on bean sprouts!
gleeb:
I think you're flooding it.
Racerex:
"You know, next time we can rent a BOAT to go fishing in, Earl!"
beckett:
"Christ A'mighty Earl ! why'dncha tell me ya had ta pee?!"
144b:
And a night in the trauma center.
beckett:
"Presented by the Freaks Council"
gleeb:
This was the one Gummo and Zeppo made on their own, right?