Artanas:
Constipation... for men... by Calvin Klein.
Flanker:
Darth Vader gets sick of waiting in line at the DMV.
Jazzsoda:
What the hell are they building, a hydroelectric dam?
TheEyecreature:
Error 409: Document Not found.
Flanker:
They were going to call this series 'Belch,' but it didn't sound as good.
Shifter:
"...and at the bottom of the seventh it's Indians 2, the-drunken-fan-that -ran-onto-the-field 8..."
Geier:
Star Trek: 90210
quickdraw:
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a DOCTOR, not a PHYSICIAN! -- Huh?"
Dibbley:
When cat meets truck.
davey23:
Ahh... We're watching Dateline NBC.
Occupant:
We're Chrysler!
Shifter:
"I know you took my bicycle, Francis."
keogh:
"Bill, bill, death threat, postcard from mom, AOL 10 hours free, death threat...hey! This one's from Tony! Prick..."
AgentQ:
Many a hapless jogger met his fate in the ancient tar pits.
Recon1:
"Stop!" *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* "Thank you."
Shifter:
"They gave this place 5 stars? That's the last time I trust a Latvian travel guide!"
davey23:
Just drop an A-Bomb on LA and all the problems are over. What a great idea!
Flanker:
Which is Japanese for 'guys in rubber dinosaur outfits.'