Gnasche:
*DING* 'TWAIN device not found.'
Fee:
Ray, far less successful than his uncle Charlie, owns a hardware store... Ironically, the store sells "Rosebud" brand sleds for $12.95.
Goob:
"Yep. That's our Carlton. With just our life savings, he can be Jesus again and burn all books. Mmm-hmmm."
Fee:
Edna is not impressed when Eugene asks if she'd like to take a gander at his "Putter."
Internet_Frank:
It's 10:27, 43 degrees and I look like Carol Kane.
Syrophenikan:
What kind of weirdo would have "Shroud of Turin" wallpaper?
Fee:
Awright! Ally McOrgy!
hawaiian_vacation:
Electrical tape face, the new fad among the teens!
Sanagi:
Test number two: Can you draw better than Rob Lefield?
Artanas:
"Order me COD, I'll warm up your muffins dontchaknow." For Martha, press 098...
Fee:
"Nice hair." "IT'S A BEEHIVE!" "And it's quite stylish." "NO, YOU JACKASS! I JUMPED TOO HIGH ON THE TRAMPOLINE! GET IT OFF!"
JediClone:
"You were parked illegally-" "But I tell you I really am handicapped!" "Oh yeah? How?" "Ever work with Jan Michael Vincent?" *tears up ticket*