EntertheJabberwock:
"Ow, dude... do you have any, like, aspirin or something? I've got this enormous Photoshop filter sore on my neck, and it just... it just hurts."
harvick29:
All these TVs and all i get is the damn news!
jupitran:
A delerious med student accidentally gives her door its yearly checkup. "now say aaah". It's very sad.
JRavenCET:
Where the buffolo don't roam and the deer and the antelope die from disease.
harvick29:
Pat, i would like to buy a vowel
jupitran:
Oh, I've had this dream. He should pick the opposite door from the one the redhead says.
JRavenCET:
"Aren't you the invisible man? I never forget a face."
Pumaman1138:
What one needs after watchiing too much SciFi in one sitting
EntertheJabberwock:
"When they advertised a Walgreens 'drive-thru', they didn't mean to actually crash your cars through the side of the building."
harvick29:
Tell Billy to quit taking pictures, were running out of places to put them
AbortionIsMurder:
Once upon a lobotomy...
jupitran:
Listen, son. The first lesson to learn about women is that "hitting on" them is just an expression, okay?