EntertheJabberwock:
Mario's Kiln-Baked Brains seemed like a good idea, but surprisingly ended up bankrupt before its first financial quarter.
EntertheJabberwock:
"Snap! Step off, bitch! I'm not talking a dayyyum word to you 'til you get that ass-ugly alien parasite off y'all's face! Shit!"
EntertheJabberwock:
"You know... now that I think about it... I find that I'm even pitying this fucking cereal. Cap'n Crunch... HAH! That foo!"
EntertheJabberwock:
What's with the ape routine? What, do you think you're still on the set of "Gorillas in the Mist" or something?
EntertheJabberwock:
"Are you the Keymaster?"
EntertheJabberwock:
"Give me back my universal remote, goddamn you! Do you realize how many TVs there are on this fucking ship?"
Prime007:
"Now how the hell did I get on the Enterprise?"
Prime007:
"I'm a little tea pot..."
EntertheJabberwock:
What's this, the "How to Annex High-Traffic Buildings" guide?
EntertheJabberwock:
"So I was all like... 'duhhhhh'... you know, like, acting all retarded and stuff? And then the guy hit me right in the face."
EntertheJabberwock:
Huh. I didn't know Tom Green was in this movie. "My bum is on the Sigourney Weaver... my bum is on the Sigourney Weaver... my bum is on the alien larvae..."
Billy_Zoom:
Time to play "Name That Stain"...