EntertheJabberwock:
"Mom was right... I played with my old man for about two weeks and then I lost interest and he ended up just sitting in the closet with all of my other toys."
neongreentrinity:
now remember boys and girls, always use your lighting well and never use vertical bars with horizontal blinds....
JoelMikeTomCrow:
We now present "The X-Files" in startling Ray-Charles-O-Vision!
cisco3600:
Let's see what's happening on the Shrempkin's lawn cam. Hmmmm. Should update in a minute. Hold on.
EntertheJabberwock:
The National Weather Advisory Board has issued a fog warning for Agent Scully and surrounding areas.
rogeemoto:
Nobody ever says "Hey man loved your work in Cuckoo's Nest or Hills have Eyes. NOOOOO everybody just runs off screaming like they'd seen some kinda monster!
cisco3600:
(You know what? I'm gonna take a pass on this one. This is justing making Neon's point)
neongreentrinity:
rawr, don't let him get taken away i want THIS one to myself....
EntertheJabberwock:
"Sloth... LIKE... Baby Ruth! Mmmmm!"
cisco3600:
Cooing, ala Bruce Lee
jupitran:
Please help me! the termites torture me horribly and all they feed me is low-grade masonite.
neongreentrinity:
poor tommy actually hought he could fit inside....