EntertheJabberwock:
"I am what I am and that's all that I am... Ag-ag-ag-ag-ag-ag!"
rogeemoto:
Say Vern, is that you Vern?
quarps:
meow... like a ninja!
quarps:
meow
cisco3600:
He's watching a clock. The wine bottle instructed him to chill for at least three hours before drinking. It's only been 10 minutes and he's already tense.
neongreentrinity:
allow me to stroke my chin in thought...and by chin i mean penis...
rogeemoto:
Now if you'll notice that you're here and the nearest "hair club for men" is almost 356 light years away!
EntertheJabberwock:
"*Sigh* Okay, who's been having sex in the pool again?"
neongreentrinity:
Is anyone on AIM? *aim aim aim m m m* is that an echo *no bitch, its the asterisk god*
neongreentrinity:
I just HAVE to mention Daler Mehndi here...i can't resist....
EntertheJabberwock:
"Awwww, lookit how cuuuuute! Can I paint a smiley face on its tiny little tip?"
cisco3600:
"That'll be sheven sheventy shix, shir."