EntertheJabberwock:
"Did I ever tell you you have beautiful eyes?" "Did I ever tell you you look like Jeff Daniels with down syndrome?"
BenSteinsCharisma:
Wayne Newton ponders the next 100 years of his life
SilentFilmStar:
They advertise for threesomes on TV now? How'd they sneak that by the F.C.C.?
cisco3600:
Nicotrol Spliff-Replacement system
BenSteinsCharisma:
in monotone: "We are ha-pill-lee maaariiiieeed. Call this # for a free brochure."
EntertheJabberwock:
"Ahhh, I see what the problem is... you've got my hand all jammed up into your fan belts."
BenSteinsCharisma:
"Srg. Are you ready for some advanced hair pulling exercises?"
cisco3600:
"Once more, for the record, Sir. What happened next?" "Mmmm. Well, I grabbed me a Kaiser blade, some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade..."
EntertheJabberwock:
"According to this map... there's a fat, bald guy in an enormous chair crushing Moscow."
BenSteinsCharisma:
Night of the Living Dead... WITH SPACE SUITS
EntertheJabberwock:
"Man, what happened to you? Fall face-first into a burning, acid-drenched power sander or something?"
Kaisah:
He wrinkles his forehead in the hopes to attract mates