DoktorD:
A riot breaks out when Miss Kitty says all the girls have yeast infections.
SirEnochTheChaste:
"I say, old boy, why are you painting me sitting on a toilet and holding the severed head of a young boy?" "It's artistic license, milord."
Nyssa23:
"So, any advice on women, old bean?" "Nope. Gay as a goose. Wanna stay for a martini?"
Nyssa23:
Suddenly, Charles Foster Kane was called indoors.
Nyssa23:
"Darling, can the tracking child help us?" "Hush, dear, he's thinking." "Fwee men pass by heah, twail still fwesh."
Hinermad:
Whose idea was it to let Escher design the subway?
Nyssa23:
"Take me with you!"
Hinermad:
The ghost of Lassie continues to haunt the Wayne County Airport. Most people just ignore her, but it's a bitch when she wants to play fetch.
SirEnochTheChaste:
We're sending him to anchor management classes.
Hinermad:
If you want to catch a ship you're going to have to bait that hook.
Hinermad:
"Yup - it's Sasquatch stool, alright." "How can you tell?" "Corn... right here. And over here's a steer."
KindaEvil:
England: where cricket games happen and people actually care.
Nyssa23:
"I'm not apologizing. If the city is smart it'll come around."
Agent_Moldy:
The unveiling of the "I'm HUGE!" memorial was a big success.
Nyssa23:
Here we see the baby peppermints securely wrapped in their cocoons. In a couple of days, they'll hatch into candy canes.
UnReality:
"Okay, I think I understand the principle. Which ones represent Laos and Cambodia again?"
DiscoBoy:
Awfully big bottle there....
UnReality:
"Dammit! In my date, when you tied a damsel to the train tracks, she *stayed* tied to the train tracks!" <grumble grumble>