HenryBemis:
Twilight Zone twist #4673-A: The tequila is actually people.
BlakHat1:
"I have PROOF, Skulldrax!" "How many times have I told you, Moldrak, Terrans don't exist!"
amycamus:
Weekly World News Exclusive! Severe Toothpaste Shortage Drives Neighbors to Desperate Measures!
DiscoBirthdayBoy:
Sadly, Shakespeare's musical "Titus Superstar!" was a flop in its run at The Globe and is, therefore, lost to history....
Nos4a2002:
"Who need treble *and* base. In my day, we only had mid-range...and we liked it that way."
amycamus:
'Area' 51.
Nyssa23:
o/` You can tell by the way I move my ass, I'm a sleazy bitch, ain't got no class... o/`
amycamus:
Fine print reads "'The Nyssa/Disco Wedding Experience', a King Dinosaur/Caption This & That production."
Nyssa23:
Craftmatic Adjustable Beds. Because sex is for ethnic people.
EnochF:
"Well, it's 3 A.M. I guess it's time to stop reading TV Guide and get some sleep."
Nyssa23:
"Dial-An-Opera" proved less than successful.
Nyssa23:
Boss Hogg orders a bucket o' gizzards. "Extry tabasco, please."
amycamus:
"Texas. May I help you?"
EnochF:
"Wow. It's only, like, five blocks to your house, and we've already been pulled over seven times..."
DancingQueen:
"I'm your pet rock. You left me outside last night. What kind of pet-lover are you?! You think I was born outside?!"
Doc_Phibes:
I just pushed this button that said "don't push." "What happened?" A light came on saying "kindly don't push this button again!"
cambria36:
Doctor, is there something I can take? Doctor...to relieve this belly-ache?
cambria36:
Calling all cars....suspect just escaped from headquarters and his wearing a wig that isn't his!