teambanzai:
Hello font desk? Yes there are no chairs in my room, what am I supposed to sit on? Couch? Could you describe it?
big_red_nose:
"You are getting sleepy, Ms. Johnson. You will give us soda and cookies for snacktime."
DiscoToe:
"Shit! I wanted to go to the fifth floor, but I accidentally voted for Pat Buchanan instead!"
Generik:
"I'll take 'Space Aliens Captain Kirk Hasn't Screwed' for $400, Alex."
Generik:
"What is 'There are none'?"
Cyberbeast:
"Hey, look. There's a fly in there."
Generik:
"My word, Captain! TWO of them?!? No wonder you get so much alien nookie!" "Yeah. I call them Johnson and Johnson."
Generik:
"Sulu - find that classic rock station that I like. Then call and request 'Freebird.'"
Granty_Claus:
--Captain, we are in range of the North Pole. --Scan for Santa's Workshop. I'm gonna get that Daisy Air rifle if it's the last thing I do.
Generik:
The whole Shat shimmies!
DiscoToe:
.oO(Och! I've got me arm caught in th' haggis machine again!)
Hinermad:
Deep-fried roadkill, lawn-mower scrapings, and a biscuit. What, no drink?
LuvBJones:
I'm saying you don't look like your average horti-f*cking-culturalists.
LuvBJones:
Kirk and Spock's classic "Who's In Command?" routine delighted fans for decades.
atomant:
You ain't recounting my Ballot queer boy.
MrAtomik:
I've been thinking about growing this patch in front long, like a rhino's horn
Granty_Claus:
Terrorize YOUR cat today!
cambria36:
Two-lights is ENOUGH for the holidays.