Mr_Grant:
*To hear this menu in jive, press 1, now*
Mr_Grant:
Herb is saddened that he is the only one to show up for the "Die Hard" mixer.
TheDiva:
It's predecessor, Coyote.com, had a tendency to crash frequently.
amycamus:
"Wow! So, the Los Angeles Department of Water & Power plans to use this equipment to convert raw sewage to drinking water?" "Yep." (true, believe it or not)
CapMidnight:
"Wow! ..and you mean the classrooms here turn raw sewage into lawyers?!?"
anti_hero:
More raw sewage! We need more!!
Mpower:
Stop laughing at me. I am death and you do to have to come with me. Damn it stop laughing.
NoahZark:
"Don't make me happy. You wouldn't like me when I'm happy." (folks, he turns into a big purple dinosaur)
rickubis:
Meanwhile, the more technologically-advanced headlice on the back of his head have decided to start a war. Here we see the launch of a teeny-weeny ICBM.
144b:
How many books of green stamps it take to get that?
EnochF:
"Oooooh, yeeeees, now tie the other shoe... oooooh..."
EnochF:
"Better one? Better two? How about now, better one? Better two?"
EnochF:
"Whoa, look! The whole forest looks all tiny..." "Give me those!"
Hireling:
So, DiscoBoy, you think you got what it takes to cap? Well, when you got your hand in a pile a goo that a minute ago was your best friends face, you'll (ah cra-
DiscoBoy:
DiscoBoy checks his thesaurus and list of Python references, then leaps into the maelstrom to cap.
Vorvon:
The toilet pipes in a house full of thirteen year old boys.
Humoriste:
Bob always had the best caps because he listened to "The Capper Fairy."
EnochF:
Lieutenant Richardson was momentarily taken aback. He hadn't expected the enemy to throw clods of feces before shooting...