DiscoBoy:
"It wasn't me, officer, I swear! I'm innocent! It was beauty that killed the beast! You can't arrest me, I'm butt ugly!"
GlitterRock:
"No officer. 'Twas booty that killed the beast."
DiscoBoy:
King Kong will return in... KING KONG VS. GODZILLA!
JurassicPorksElves:
"Eustes, Uncle Billy, close the Building and Loan! There's a run!"
Santa_Moatas:
"I'm ok, really. If that truck hadn't been moving, I'd have won, you know."
Santa_Moatas:
Soon, everyone will be able to buy eggs at a store, is that great or what!
Enatherednosedreindeer:
That's what happens when someone finds out your a capper....
Kif:
"The clear course of action is to give crooks more guns"
Enatherednosedreindeer:
We're free Edna, free to run, free to play, free to sell our offspring to the highest bidder on an open market of free trade!
december:
Bobby Leaky, the under achieving palentologist, proves that wild bears actually do poop in the forest.
cam36allYeFaithful:
Why'd you bring a suitcase on our first date, Jim, and what's inside? "Sentimental, I guess...it's my first wife's head."
Dante_Claus83:
"Gee Steve, not too many people would take a girl on a helicoptor ride on a first date" "Yeah. I can see my ex-girlfriend's bedroom window better from this height..."
Dante_Claus83:
"How you could think that 'Bedtime for Bonzo' is the greatest Ape movie ever is so utterly beyond me. I never want to see you again!"
Dante_Claus83:
"Little Snowman Figure, please protect me from the evil wallpaper."
Ebetinaw_Scrooge:
"Me? Married?? I thought I was only a witness here!"
beckett:
"...and they are sueing to get their money back."
Dante_Claus83:
I never SAUSAGE a thing! THANK YOU!
Santa_Moatas:
'Oh Mom should enjoy this one.'