YingYang:
Mickey Mouse's little known snuff film...
da_upstart:
This strip of Ren & Stimpy ended up on the cutting room floor because it just wasn't homosexual enough.
da_upstart:
"[Oh, no... we swallowed!]"
BlakHat1:
"Lucinda.. I must tell you..I'm having an affair!"
*GASP!*
<mariachi holding hat> "Senora! You're having an AFFAIR? We play all KINDS of parties!"
<hombre in hat> "SHHH! Callate, Pedro!"
BlakHat1:
"I *MUST* take off my shirt!"
<both> "NO!! It is TOO SEXY!!"
BlakHat1:
His unibrow just got waxed by the cast of "Queer Eyes for the Straught Guy!"
amycamus:
In this captivating scene from "Dennis the Menace vs. the Zulu Nation," Dennis extracts an enemy spear from his forearm.
Mr_Grant:
Features the AIA Award-winning 'dancing blood plasma fountain'
amycamus:
"My new filing technique is unstoppable!"
cambria36:
Nix the lemonade idea.....let's sell sis instead.
Buffoon:
The reason he's so happy is because the pigeon missed his face.
Mr_Grant:
Les Paul creates an electric triangle. *DING DING*
cambria36:
You mean you don't know who this is? Then FUCK you!!!!
amycamus:
"That's right. Six years old. Blonde. Pigtails. You can have her for 30 bucks, packaging included."
Buffoon:
"I couldn't possibly let him go for less than $100." "Mom's gonna be pissed, Greg."
BStarr13:
"Officer, is it true my mom can't really run a casino out of our basement?"
Coakley:
"Here you go, Orwell's '1984.' It's about a corrupt government that uses lies and revises history to justify immoral wars. That Orwell, what a nut."
JohnSteed:
Old time bombs weren't that hard to disarm. "Cut the pendalum, quick!"