gleeb:
"Gee, I sure love marigolds!" "Hey, *my* name's Mary Gold." "So it is..."
RodRocket:
"I just wish you kids were old enough so I could show you the line of edible adult toys we're working on. The cherry flavored Everloving Cocksuckers are AMAZING! And they taste great."
Cyberbeast:
"Just make sure you only lick four feet off the floor or higher. One of the Oompa Loompa's has mono."
TheDiva:
Puberty's tough, isn't it?
DiscoBoy:
The citizens of Provo worked hard, bless their hearts, but their new red light district still needed some work.
Zee:
"DEATH!"
gleeb:
Well, I think we underestimated the popularity of belly-dancing classes at the adult education center.
YibbleGuy:
"I will SO have another hit after 'Seether'!"
Zee:
Come on, Eileen!
Ah come on, let's take off everything
That pretty red dress .... Eileen!
tinaw:
o/' Poppa don't preach/I'm in trouble deep. . .o/
DiscoBoy:
Must be back in the old days, when only white males were allowed at cockfights.
amycamus:
"This one's about the existence of angels. No? Well, then, lemme see if Brother Jenkins here can find you something on resurrection."
BlakHat1:
"Have a nice nap, Mr. Hoffa!"
amycamus:
"You realize, of course, that if you take this job, you'll be working with someone who spends a good portion of each day typing pithy captions under dark little screengrabs."
amycamus:
"Aw, stop your whining. I'm LOOKING for something with which to poke some air holes."
TheDiva:
Oooh, British Sex Ed. THIS should be interesting...
gleeb:
Oh, them Swanson dinners go right through me...
gleeb:
Dear Illionois Nazi Monthly, I never used to believe the letters you printed were true. Then I met Horst at a rally....