bugwber:
.oO{Get her out of the pool... call 9-1-1... negotiate contract for "Rescue 9-1-1"... take another pill.... decisions, decisions...}
PikachuVader:
"So once the MST3K license is sold, I hear the new CaptionThis format will be the CaptionTubbies." / "Why should I go on living?"
JRavenCET:
"Hey girl, don't diss my cardboard box!"
PikachuVader:
"You live down here in the basement in your underwear all day long, and you've never even *heard* of the internet?"
Hummer:
"I'm.uh! ready for .uhh, scuse me, my close up..GET OUT!..Mr Demille"
LuvBJones:
They settled the matter with hot-flashes at twenty feet.
rickubis:
They said the crack was up here. What th?!? Crackers? CRACKERS?!? Somebody's gonna die....
rickubis:
I never liked dating a nun. You could say that's a hard habit to get into.
Torgone:
Wow! I could get some money for all those Bionic Woman episodes I have taped!
amycamus:
"I see dead people." "You're watching TCM, kid." "Oh."
amycamus:
In a playful prank gone hideously wrong, Mariah Carey's stage manager erects a fence between her and the limelight.
DavidVader:
"Firing retro thrusters." / "Damn - no wait! Where did Florida go?"
MrBungle:
o/ "MrBungles, in the Jungle, and that's all right, by me." o/
DiscoBoy:
For heaven's sake, don't come into our store where we actually have to look at your hairy, smelly ass!
YingYang:
Dumbass knows better than to fight crime on top of the grill at McDonald's...
TGoodchild:
Egad! AmpleSpawn!
flavio:
No you can't help us hang sheet rock!
rogersbuck:
In a bad game of hide-and-go-seek, the tree wins!!