AlexGariepy:
Best... in-ter-ro-ga-tion... ev-er...
Nyssa23:
"Okay, I'll give you my barbecue sauce recipe. But you have to promise not to tell Joe, he's been after it for years."
YibbleGuy:
"Well, I'm familiar with the San Fernando Valley and the San Gabriel Valley, but ... where exactly is the 'Valley Of The Dolls,' Miss Susann?"
BlakHat1:
"So why don't you like being called Pussycat?"
DiscoBoy:
"I don't care if it's performance art. You're still under arrest."
gleeb:
"Sure, Ma'am, I got change for a five. Just lemme dig it out."
144b:
Gee lady? You sure have a lot of these funny little balloons in your handbag? You make animals out of them?
gleeb:
"No, you can't go out until you clean your room!"
Nyssa23:
Listen punks, me an' my tubby bitch can take you guys any day. Snootch to the motherfuckin' noontch!
gleeb:
It's the Daily Micro-Herald! The newspaper small enough for your shirt pocket!
GersonK:
Previously on Bartender Dentist
JohnSteed:
"OK, I can fit you in for a hircut at 3:25. Want som Won Tons while you're waiting?"
gleeb:
I can't sing until the other three guys get here.
DiscoBoy:
"Nope, sorry. We're fresh out of acid. Barbituates are on sale, though. You fellas look like you've had a hard day."
GersonK:
Actually, she's the con-see-yerge
gleeb:
Miss Hathaway will be played today by Marge Schott.
DiscoBoy:
For exchanges or returns, be sure to save your receipt and through the back door at the less-glamorous end of the brothel.
ElectraAlan:
This brothel is a Union Shop. You'll be with Agnes, here; she has seniority.