Dibbley:
"You, and the old man?" "Yeah, me an SweaPea wanna see your pusskey. *toot toot*"
BouquetOfDibbleys:
"You do it!" "No you!" "You!" "You" "That's ok boys, I'll take care of it myself." "How?" "One word, plastics." *rrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
BouquetOfDibbleys:
Kevin Spacey in Murder on the Orient Express. "How can I be guilty of jealousy when I was in my cabin at 1:30?"
BouquetOfDibbleys:
"Why, yes, sometimes I needs me a stallion."
BouquetOfDibbleys:
"I tried Sweatin' to the Oldies, the Jane Fonda Workout, Tae Bo, but nothing got my figure back faster than a strict binge/purge system." "Oh, yes, me too."
BouquetOfDibbleys:
"Well, my wife died two years ago, and it's hard to raise two kids alone. At night I, huh? Oh yeah, clipping ads was the best thing to ever happen to me.
Dibbley:
"Here you are young lady. You come back to Technicolor right now. Your mother's been worried sick!
Dibbley:
Tune in to the Millenium spin-off, Next Saturday, where Joe White finds the reason for the increase in birth rate by using yoga.
Dibbley:
Pamela Anderson: Vigilante. She packs a Revlon Tommy-Gun with a 14 inch barrel.
Dibbley:
Hey, in the future, even the computers will want some.
Dibbley:
"Unt now tell me more aboot zis dream again Bucky... Ya... Ya... Unt do you alvays dream aboot tunnels unt psychics?"
Dibbley:
"Amontillado? I don't want a friggin drink, where's the coke?"
Dibbley:
The 2000 Year Old Plague. "When I was a kid, we ate big things. Europe, Asia, Africa."
Dibbley:
Only El AmpleNino could produce an Amplesnowflake phenomenon this large.
Dibbley:
Remember the day we got Lawn Darts? We tought that dog too well.
Dibbley:
Are you my daddy?
Dibbley:
Hey, it's policy.
Dibbley:
"I kept this uncomfortable hunk of plastic for six years. Your father wanted you to have this Felix the Cat figurine no matter what side effects may happen."
Dibbley:
"Ok, we have B-13, that's B-13. Next ball, under the N-44. N-44.. Quack quack."
Dibbley:
*meep meep*
Dibbley:
"RETURN THE MAP". "What?" "RETURN." "I don't have a map." "NO MAP?" "No, just these marbles." "OH, SORRY. HAVE A NICE DAY."