DancingQueen:
"Someday, I’ll find a woman strong enough to withstand my lovemaking."
amycamus:
"I propose that we etch the Ten Commandments on every handgun, and give one to every high school student in the country."
YingYang:
"I love my walls!! I want to make love to them!!!"
amycamus:
Suddenly, on a routine flight from SF to LA, United Airlines pilot Chip Stevens is seized with a desire to escape the atmosphere...
Gypsy64:
"The code number is the same as our anniversary, dear." "Uhh..."
questor:
But if the lights were lower and I wore something "slinky?"
DeucePM:
"Yes, and that’s when—oh, hold on. Jesus is talking in my other ear. What? Smite him? But I’m on TV!"
amycamus:
He’s kind of a shut-in, and really would appreciate visitors.
ericbohner:
Sex? Well golly Dad, what do you need to know?
tedj:
Bill Gates - The early years: "I'm sorry little Billy, but you had a syntax error on page 59 of you code. You know the rules. I beat you or no dinner."
DancingQueen:
"THAT WASN'T OUR REGULAR MAILMAN!!!"
EnochF:
Bet ya two thousand dollars somebody's watching wrestling in there.
Gaetan:
...and replaces it with a sign of terrible fashion sense.
amycamus:
Q: What is something that an enormous percentage of subway riders have never seen?
EnochF:
<squeak> <squeak> <squeak> <squeak> .oO (Wait a minute. I thought he was doing his homework up there...)
famousmortimer:
Watch out for that 0.1% that survives, they are going to be pissed!
john7:
Guns don't kill people, fingers kill people...
DeucePM:
If you look at this scene and think, "Wow, what a swell place to put a mall," please do civilization a favor and kill yourself. Thank you.