Vicious:
SEGA! SEGA!
DanZero:
That's right! Soundgarden, baby!!! :) Doesn't it ROCK?!
Slipjack:
"Thanks Metamucil!"
Shiris:
Defective Products and the Death of Your Family are the end.
Dairai:
Like to run you over, is more accurate...
Moon_Queen:
DanZero, Medusa, and Moon: making the world a better place for cappers everywhere.
DanZero:
Appears to be "The Vampire's Mouthwash" too.
UnReality:
"Tonight, on ABC's Dumbass and Greg..."
Schnapps:
Analysis: pork.
DanZero:
Why do I cap? Why do I flirt? Why am I listening to a screengrab??!?!?!
UnReality:
"...is a sentence fragment. Three days in the hole, maggot!"
medusaD:
"Good Quality TV??"
Fee:
Step into the light... step into the light... HOLY SHIT! Step away from the light! Step away from the light!!!
DanZero:
"A Fondlin' We Will Go" cam.
DanZero:
Heiney-ken... fine ass beer it is!
Vicious:
Regurgitate, regurgitate, regurgitate the food ya ate! V-O-M-I-T, vomit, vomit, c'mon puke!
GersonK:
"Idiots, idiots, idiots. I'll go get it. No wonder you all rank below me. Picnic without mustard. Incredible."
DanZero:
Yeah, they're too cheap to buy Viagra, and their women don't get the results they're looking for...