kikboxgirl:
Could DanZero lose peoples caps! (Just kidding! :)
cptspaulding:
...so your computer will always be flashing 12:00, 12:00, 12:00.
Das_Hunterman:
This box of Tide, interestingly enough, did the best acting job in this show.
Metal_Idol:
I find that extremely disturbing.
quickdraw:
"Yeah, I sold out!! You don't like it, you can sit on THIS and rotate!!"
Enapov:
Filmed in the silly town of *TILT* Montana!
DanZero:
We need a SCRIPT, AND A PLOT, NOW! OVER AND OUT!
DanZero:
Another "captivated" and "normal" Sci-Fi Channel audience.
UncleDes:
Chairman of the Bored...
timechaser4:
UFO? That's a cloud, buddy.
kvnofnine:
I can't believe they are no longer selling the McRib... Damnit!
RIZZZ:
"Of course, if you do, we'll sue the pants off of you."
Dairai:
Tuesdays on the Enterprise, so...?
MrHanky:
Oh my God! They've started capping actual SFC viewers!
Dairai:
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a crap." "CUT!!"
Chebwa:
"Next week on Sightings, I'll have no clue what I'm doing."
Kraken3000:
Will Smith's previously unreleased music video: "I'm going to Kentucky."
Dairai:
"Welcome, Trekkies, to anoth- oh hell... not *you* again...!"
clover:
It's the new dance craze... The Excrutiating Testicle Pain! Come on! Get into it!
DanZero:
Meet our gang...the Control subject Mr. Jagger, Pro-Pea-Sha, and Ro-gayne! We're the dysfunctional stooge bros! Get Down!