Xexus:
"Don't you be touchin my chair or I'll get all Anita Hill all over your skinny white ass!"
FredPAC:
Bonnie Hammer and the entire programming staff of the SF Channel have been fired?
medusaD:
"It's a gift from the Gay Gods!" "Cool, a glowing gerbil!!"
GlitterRock:
"Dammit, that gerbil was running through this wheel an hour ago... where could be be???"
GlitterRock:
"Sound the alarm!!! Incoming underwear!!!"
shanky:
"I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace. I want to play with my Woody."
JohnSteed:
The image of sucking is often used in comparison to the Sci-Fi Channel.
devildoll:
Unfortunately, the Burritos Diablo kicked in just as Ned was in the middle of his Olympic gymnastics routine. Shame, really.
Gnasche:
After the surgery, when the doctors showed Stevie Wonder a mirror, he cracked everyone up when he quipped, "I'm black?"
cscott:
Hmmm... I would have thought scenic outdoor locations would be more popular, but go figure...
Wicker_Chair:
Priceline: The Motion Picture
teambanzai:
Kirk has a threesome... What? That's not what that means? Damn it.
DanZero:
The plan for the chihuahua and Shat to start using Priceline.com for fast food.
DanZero:
Aunt Edna's Zuchinni Loaf. As much entertainment value as Sci-Fi.
Wicker_Chair:
"We'll both be dead inside a week, so, whaddya say?" - Red Shirt Pickup-Line #234
valentinesD:
When Vulcans are Shatnotized, they turn colors.
BlakHat1:
Yes'm dat's one legacy, but I wann see 'em both! *ducks*
1600:
THAT is one helluva orgasm!