medusaD:
*snivel* "Stop spitting at me!" *runs off, crying and whining*
Wicker_Chair:
Oh goodie, God's here. He'll rid of us this Sliders thing once and for all... "Fat chance. Meet plague #8
Wicker_Chair:
I am SciFi - Satan (Head of Programming, USA Networks)
Indomitus:
"The story you are about to see is real. Only the underwear has been changed to protect the innocent."
BuckFifty:
"I see someone forgot to wear their armour shiney side out! Well, when that sun's crisping your l'il behind, don't come whining to me mister!"
Generik:
Ah, the Medieval Telephone Line Stringers... Didn't Glen Campbell write a song about one of them?
shanky:
"It's the all-new Screaming Reamer with crank action!"
Loodvig:
"Whoa! Are those Johnsonville bratwurst?"
Geier:
You've just come home from another hard day torturing d@mned souls in the Fiery Hell-Pits of Tartarus. It's Miller Time.
HRPuffenstuff:
"Now that the old guy's dead, what are you going to do with him?" "Bind his arms and legs and use him as a sled." "Sounds like a plan."
medusaD:
"We've tried Whack A Mole, Pop A Pope, but our favorite is Smack The Shat!"
screaming_fist:
"Yippeee! It's a brand new day! balls to chase, faces to lick, butts to sniff. Arf arf arf!"
Ska_Boy:
(to tech support) No, it reboots fine, I just get this message that says "You're an idiot!"
screaming_fist:
"Hey, is that a hamburger stand? "Yes, Mr. President." "Pull over."
apallo:
And while you're news cast is being built, order some of our de-hydrated water on-line. Just add water.
BlakHat1:
Sliders? MST3K? Who needs 'em? We got LEXX!
BlakHat1:
"I think he said 'He's Fred, Jim!'" "Illogical."
Hinermad:
Hey! It's that video! You know, that one David Bowie made about 15 years ago?