DanZero:
The official introduction of the cappers. "Jell-O there, Gray."
Artanas:
Frosty's natural enemy? Why, a dragon with a full bladder, kiddies!
Artanas:
"Yes mother, I picked the veiniest keilbasa I could possibly find." *sigh*
medusaD:
"The hell you looking at?? Get back in your room, I'll be in with your enema in a minute!"
big_red_nose:
"You're gonna get tater tots for lunch and LIKE it."
tenchi_muyo:
Attention all security officers, Mr. Shatner has gotten loose. Be aware he is armed with a spork...
screaming_fist:
Soon the audience was imploring, "Beam us up!"
Goddess607:
*thinking* "Drop the pin, throw the grenade. Drop the pin throw the grenade." (Throws pin, drops grenade) "Oh SHIT!!"
shanky:
"Here lies William Shatner's career..."
obolong:
With his penis stuck in the fence, he stood helplessly hoping the dog wouldn't come by today.
claimdude:
Fester is ecstatic to learn that his family tree DOES branch.
DanZero:
The Dedicated Capper #457: Knows the passwords to the screen savers on the computers at the stores, so he can cap for free.
medusaD:
"Alright! Who threw the underwear at me??? And they're men's underwear too!"
medusaD:
"Sea Bond!!! I need Sea Bond!!!!"
quickdraw:
As if the singing weren't bad enough, he's spitting pieces of burritto all over the first three rows of the audience.
holoclown:
Canada?! Those lousy, stinking, fancophilic...
The_Gray_Zombie:
No more Blair Witch rip offs. I'm sick of them.
HRPuffenstuff:
"My One Son"