TGoodchild:
Yeah, right. No one's gonna use this thing for fording rivers unless the parking lot at the Wal-Mart gets flooded.
medusaD:
"OOOHH!! My new girdles are here!!"
DanZero:
"You like it? I had so much trouble before using cards..."
DanZero:
"Now kids, that fight scene was choreographed to portray what would happen if I ever saw you on the street with airline tickets not from Priceline.com!"
E_B_A:
The Blair Witch Sprinkler. The Blair Witch SUV. The Blair Witch Neighborhood. The Blair...
DanZero:
"I wish I was leader." "SHUT UP! I'm the best man, cause there's no way that no woman, no player, and no garbage disposal could handle my oh so important job!"
DanZero:
Searching for the Ghost of Jimmy Durante: A Special YSMT Presentation.
Fuquad:
The new James Brown talking doll! Press it's belly and it talks to you!
DanZero:
o/~Hey now, you're a Trek star, get your girdle on, get laid...by many a-lien baaaabess!~\o
DanZero:
"Now, I cannot tell a lie. You forgot to apply your deodorant..."
quickdraw:
Dan? How did you get in on a Buick?
DanZero:
o/~Hey now, you're a Trek star, get your girdle on, get laid...by many a-lien baaaabess!~\o
medusaD:
"Uh, it would help if you turned it around, Einstein!!"
HRPuffenstuff:
When it comes to the SFC, I have WAY more than just nine issues! Lets start with a certain cancellation everyone's aware of...
GersonK:
"Honey! I found another bug in the solitaire! It won't let me put a red three on a black 7!"
medusaD:
"I AM DEATH!!" "Yeah, right! Take a number, pal!!"
TGoodchild:
Sorry, we cappers prefer D.0. - the only steak sauce with CORNLAOS in every bottle!
GersonK:
"I wager 5 quatloos on the newcomer!" "Uh, that's not much of a reference here" "Fuck you! And you too!"