Dreaded_Idaho:
...and lovin it!
Dairai:
Dear SFC: I detest your tactics of using the Evil Eye...
DanZero:
Meet us under the bottle cap at 6AM for some Folgers with these fruits.
claimdude:
...what, selling trains???
Dairai:
I-75 North?
YingYang:
Featuring the scariest movies of '98: "Ever After," "Soldier," & "Hard Rain."
claimdude:
...by Elmer J. Fuddmucker...
UnReality:
"...going to watch this crap?"
Dairai:
I Was A Teenage Lyle Lovitt, on the next Sightings...
Xtree:
World's worst focus group.
Das_Hunterman:
Don't worry. Grandma and Grandpa will be fine on their own.
Dairai:
Continuing our tour of Ohio, we come to Montpelier...
DanZero:
Yeah, I stabbed my producer in the head with a knife... look behind you...
Angel_Noir:
DJ Spock kicks in the bass. Every body dance T'Pau! *Bom, Bom Bom Bom Bommm*
Shattered:
Yeah, right. That's how much you'll spend a month in gas for the piece of crap.
vaelyn:
The official sponsor of bad SFC programming.
DanZero:
(Some restrictions apply, Quadrant to Quadrant transportation only, Speed Limit Warp Factor 2, Not responsible for Romulan attacks)
Shattered:
It's time to play America's fastest-growing game show, "Taunt the Vulcan!!!"
Dairai:
Bee Gees? What the hell...?
Klatuu:
Pepperidge fahm remembahs...