Dairai:
"Joe, we all chipped in and bought you sleeves..."
floater:
Paul Reiser accidentally affixes his hand to his forehead (again) in "Mad About Glue" (sorry...)
WaffleKing:
screw this, I'll be in the can
Geier:
Some people just have to work too hard for sexual gratification.
Coakley:
Tiger Woods finds himself on a *really* bad sand trap.
abhatar:
He see's you when your sleeping ,he knows when your awake , he knows if you have been bad or good so don't jack off or masterbate
JoeCrow:
Christ...this rash is spreading...now I'll never get laid
darkvortex:
The smell of raw sewage, rotting flesh, and industrial waste could only mean one thing, they've arrived at the beaches of New Jersey
Geier:
Luke, brought to a paroxysm of rage by the realization that, without his hand, now he'll need a girlfriend.
E_B_A:
The Grim Reaper comes for Billy Dee William's career.
TheAmazingGoat:
"No, Rog, I'm just saying it would be nice to take them to dinner and a movie first."
rogersbuck:
Spock never dared play "pocket pool"....BUT I CAN!!!!!!