CaveDweller:
"For my shop class project, I turned my head into a bong! WOO-HOO!!!!"
Xigeous:
"And now I'd like to perform Mozart's Sonata for Sweet Potato in B."
Tin_God:
o/' I ain't got no body o/' (Boo! Hiss! Boo!)
BuckFifty:
"Damnit! The secrets of the universe at our fingertips and we don't have a goddamn Viewmaster!"
RodRocket:
Throw it at your dog! Keep one in every room of your house! Get two, add a board and make a shelf! Hundreds of uses!
Countess_Moldy:
"I have a healthy bowel movement every morning at 7 a.m.....and then I get out of bed."
Genscareik:
At a Grateful Dead concert, they found each other...
JoeCrow:
I find that 3 or 4 Draconian Ale's loosen me up and put them in the mood, if you know what I mean
Scotch_Magictape:
"Yeah? Well I built it...AND NOBODY CAME! Screw you, Disembodied Voice!!
Fishbait4:
Nobody understands us, Barbie.
Carmilla_Claus:
...oil can...oil can!...
Teucer:
"Charge, my bovine leagions of doom!"