TheDiva:
It's a little known fact that when the Bible says "Thou shalt not create idols," it was specifically referring to this show.
Cyberbeast:
PUMAT: Jay Leno, Sharon Osbourne, and a zebra
meqal:
Simon was not sure how to respond when Randy and Paula both asked him who had the better looking ass.
TinaW:
It's class picture day at DS9!
JohnSteed:
"FOOL! DOOM WANTS YUM YUMS!"
daupstart:
Michael Jackson adjusts his cyrogenic chamber controls.
JohnSteed:
All this just to protect his 8-track collection?
Cyberbeast:
"Can I get a Coors Lite over here?"
elKapitan:
"Quark, I'll try one Samuel Jackson."
(from off-camera) "GOOOOOOOOD MUTHA F*#@ING CHOICE ODO!!!"
JohnSteed:
2-to-1 says he's ordering Jello shots.
TinaW:
"Compulsory rehab, Sisko!"
Dita_DuPave:
"Please do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball Captain, I just put it down for the night."
Cyberbeast:
"I said trim the sideburns a *little*!"
AlanPartridge:
You've never been impaled by a block of frozen pee from a nearby Plane? You need to live a little.
TheDiva:
Jeez, LOOK at my reflection! I need to start moisturizing...