brakyeller:
Lookit me, I'm an astronaut! Buddy, you sure do have a hairy mouth fer an astronaut!
brakyeller:
Heeeeey! Up here! Lookit me, I'm a contoured leg pillow! La-la-lala-la-de-da-da.... heeey, waitaminute! I don't think I like being a contoured leg pillow. No, no I don't!
brakyeller:
Be sure to see me and my good old buddy old pal Nicholas Cage in "The Rock 2: The Reckoning." Hey, Nick, buddy! Do ya hafta go potty or something?
brakyeller:
Hey! Don't touch me! No, really, STOP IT!!! I'm warning you!
brakyeller:
Lookit me, I've got Intel inside! Hey little man! You sure got big in a hurry!
brakyeller:
Heeeey!! Who messed up my PINEAPPLE!!!! I want my PINEAPPLE!!!!
brakyeller:
Hey, lady! I'm not your intern that you can just push around! Get yer own frappe!
brakyeller:
Hey, Little Buddy! Boy, you've changed a lot since you were on that island! Who woulda thought that all that marij... margia.... margernign... weed would've turned you all shiny?! Not me!
brakyeller:
NO!!! Folded across your chest! Like this... ready? One... two... thrAAAAAaagh!!! Some lobotomized space pirate you're gonna make!
brakyeller:
Be sure to watch me - BrakYeller - on Dawson's Creek tonite, where I'll be hosting 12 hours of TOOTHBRUSHING!!!! TOOTHBRUSHING!!! For TWELVE HOURS!!!!
brakyeller:
Who's Bobby Darin? Are you Bobby Darin? Hey, buddy, I said are you Bobby Darin!? I paid my twelve bucks, and I wanna hear the silky-smooth stylins' of Bobby Darin!!
brakyeller:
I'd just like to take this opportunity to say "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!" Eat yer heart out, Leonardo DiCraprio!