bosko:
She can suck this if she thinks I'm gonna do all the ironing from now on
bosko:
Dear Diary, Today I cooked a meatloaf. It was so good! But why do I feel so silly doing this? well diary maybe it's just nerves
bosko:
You gonna eat that dozen donughts there?
bosko:
Folks! Your probaly asking yourself, 'Rich how did you get rich and how can I get rich like Rich'.
bosko:
ever since I sent him to detention five years ago, I couldn't take my eyes off him
bosko:
DUDE! now add some vodka!
bosko:
I think my finger is over there somewhere?
bosko:
Do you know that my mustache weighs 20lbs?
bosko:
The life-size Barbie comes to life and attacks the kids parents
bosko:
Can somebody suck the poision outa my ass!
bosko:
What happens to you when your out of the syrup business
bosko:
Cover Girl! Work it, baby!
bosko:
AH! I had to piss like a race horse
bosko:
The blue book is for boys and the pink for girls. Please indicate to the operator when ordering
bosko:
Looks like someone is obssesed with Carleton! There's even photos of him taking a shower
bosko:
This is how you cross stitch
bosko:
Call now if you think my character should come out of the closet
bosko:
Don't litter or I shall cry
bosko:
John Leguizamo's lost high school picture
bosko:
Director Micheal Moore ready to direct a fishing documentary
bosko:
See ya! I'm going home to give my wife a pickle tickle!
bosko:
Looks like Kolchak got stuck in the wood chipper again
bosko:
It just occured to me, Who takes the day shift for Kolchak as the Daystalker?
bosko:
Hey Juiceman! I love drinking blood. does the juicer juice fingers?
bosko:
Let me demonstrate for you, does anybody have an apple or orange with them tonight?
bosko:
We met on the Juiceman show and we've been married for 8 JUICY long years
bosko:
5 helens agree! The juiceman is worth listening to!