Bigstupid:
The millions...and millions of the Rock's fans await the final episode of MST3k so they can shove thier TV's right up Sci-Fi's candy ass.
haoleboy:
oh yeah, this priest stuff is pretty good, no women, no kids, and a free ticket to the big guy
Bigstupid:
Why women on a diet should NEVER smoke pot.
TGoodchild:
"Hmm...the stud finder doesn't seem to be picking up anything...oh, wait, it's pointed at me."
adsinfinitum:
"Do we have to bust a primary school teacher in front of her class?" "Did you ever see me open envelopes with my sideburns?" "What?" "Never mind."
Bigstupid:
Alex Lifeson, Neil Peart and Geddy Lee plan the next RUSH tour.
Laserblast:
Well I say the importing of badly-dubbed, incoherent Japanese anime series has gone far enough! I say NO to "Bonzai Miniature Danger Man!"
Laserblast:
"Let's open up the magic envelope from the lab and see what kinky little STD's are crawling around on that body of yours, Susan!"
Bigstupid:
Lonely Lisa never got a husband, but everybody loved her joke about having a boyfriend who as "a little stiff" but who "always sported a woody."
bugwber:
"Yeah, I joined the Navy thinking it'd be like in that Village People song... but it's just a bunch of gay sex."
MST3KCrowTRobot:
So Ted and Greg, can you tell us about your product? Ted:Yes it cleans wood, hard wood. Greg: Yeah and you stroke the wood too.Wanna try on one of us?
E_B_A:
Religeous cults that never caught on #6: "We shall obey the, oh holy steam roller! You are our true-" *SPLAT!*
WookieeMonster:
Macauley Culkin and his bride waiting for mom to give them a ride to their honeymoon."
adsinfinitum:
In a half-hearted attempt at re-starting the beer wars, the Grolsch Trout fail to make a dent in the popularity of the Budweiser frogs."
FryGirl:
How the Original Secret Recipie was revealed to Colonel Sanders
UncleDes:
"What you mean I unsuccessful kamikaze pilot? I fly 48 mission!!"