XTree:
Peter Gabriel and Sting are dumbfounded when Annie Lennox shows up at their keg party wearing only a Salvador Dali lobster bib.
Agent_Moldy:
"Lunk? Lunkhead Beeftack?" "Yeah...Crunch! Crunch Slabsteak, how the heck are ya!"
Neoknight:
You know you might be a redneck if you mow your lawn and find a car.
Rothkra:
What's that smell? Oh - A big Pooh!
Pazuzu:
"Hi! Sorry I can't talk right now, my nanny's gonna hang herself." "Maybe next time Damien?" "Sure thing toots"
Generik:
Steven Seagal meets Florence Henderson in a display of martial Wessonality that leaves the viewer gasping for breath.
DiscoBoy:
"For god's sake, woman! One shake for breakfast, another for lunch and a sensible dinner? Are you insane?"
Stele:
ET is just a tailgating bastard isnt he?
Artanas:
"Oh Meg, you've got male" *wocka chicka wocka chicka*
JediClone:
Vasquez. Capricorn. Dislikes: synthetic humans, insectiod aliens, and being called a dyke. Likes: killing things and fat men.
MirandaRamsey:
"You're a big fat loser with no future, am I right?" On the phone: "Oh, my god? Are you kidding? How did you know?"
Bigstupid:
"See here, you need an air filter and you're wipers are streaking. We have the filter in stock but not the wipers." "Thank you Mr. Costner. How much?"
402:
Picard beams back in time to kick Kirk's @ss...but all are distracted as Uhura bends over
animebabe:
In the beginning... Jesus saved many people who were not exactly open to the idea.
Bigstupid:
Gee guys! It's great to be back on the Satellite of Love and all but....Saay! I see Gypsy is all grown up!
JoeCrow:
That'll teach you to pay attention when you "zip up"
Bigstupid:
Look Brandy, you're a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. And I'm sorry, but my life, my love and my lady is the sea.
7dizbusters:
Tommy Chong and John Denver record their duet of 'Rocky Mountain High'.