NurseNoir:
"Yeah, well I'm *Mrs.* Undertaker and this is MY Thee-aay-tur of Doom!"
NurseNoir:
"Muuuuuaaaaa-DEEB!" *KA-BAMMM!*
NurseNoir:
o/^ "YEWWWW light up mah life... YEW give me HOOOOOPE... " o/^
NurseNoir:
"Mrs. Helmsley, there's an aardvark to see you." "Give him a bath first, Mr. CrunchyFrog: they're the filthiest slobs in the galaxy!"
NurseNoir:
"Young lady, you get right back upstairs and change. No daughter of mine is going out dressed like that!"
NurseNoir:
"Welcome to mah THEE-AYE-TURR of Doom!"
NurseNoir:
..ooOO Damn, how does she get them to DO that??? OOoo..
NurseNoir:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- either soup OR salad. Not BOTH! Now you're doomed to Hell!!"
NurseNoir:
"Hey! Don King! Down in back!"
NurseNoir:
Someone fell asleep under the sunlamp again...
NurseNoir:
Got milk?
NurseNoir:
Boy, is my face red!