AgentQ:
Dammit, radio drama just doesn't translate well to Caption This.
HanoverF:
OK, stop me if you heard this one: Don Lapre's soul and Brad Richdales conscience go into the Juiceman's Sphincter for a drink...
JediClone:
More trouble with the Episode One footage... Samuel L Jackson talked Lucas into letting him be a cameraman...
JediClone:
We've secrelty replaced the movie you would have seen with Folgers crystals. Let's watch you go postal on each other.
AgentQ:
"Mm." "Yeah." "Ooh." "Uhn." *whirr* "Oh, baby, yeah." "Do it." "Ungh!" *crash* "Ooh!" *harpsichord music* *kazoo* "Uhn!" *explosion* *honking* "You were great."
Artanas:
Ho ho, don't be afraid, this is where Baldwins are born. Stay for the cheese.
TravisBickle:
Sightings Presents: A Look Into TravisBickle's Soul - Ahhh, can we get some light in there? Any thoughts of puppy dogs or light-hearted things? Hello?
Reynard_T_Fox:
...and the blackout continues. Over 50 online stores have been looted thus far, and 12 people has been injured. Dear GOd, how long can this last?
TravisBickle:
On the next You're Shittin' Me Theatre, Screengrabber II: the Revenge - "Yeah, grab this ya mindless proles."
JediClone:
There's only one way this could get worse: If NBC decides to turn it into an all-night Must See TV crossover story... Oh wait, they already did that.
Balderdash:
"Hey Mike, you alright? What's wrong?" "Oh... um... nothing. I just blacked-out there for a minute..."
TravisBickle:
*sings* Ohh, can't cap this, can't slam that. Can't bappa this and I can't cha that. I guess there aint no use. I see the clues. I got the screengrabber blues...
AAAron333:
Ahhhh, but the damn banner ads don't seem to be affected, do they? COINCIDENCE??? Perhaps...
JediClone:
<buzz> "JediClone?" "A vast White House conspiracy that *just happens* to have happened the day before the House vote?" "Incorrect!" "The damn game is rigged."
Balderdash:
"CRAP! A lump of coal again for Christmas? But I was good! I only made fun of Richard Simmons once... or maybe twice. Damn you, Santa! Damn you to hell!"
Balderdash:
"Ok kids, gather 'round Dad's going to light the Christmas tree." *BZZZZZ* *POP* *ZZZZ* "Oh, not again. We do this every year..."
HanoverF:
"The Lapre who Stole Caption This!" "They cap without pictures! They cap without pause! They cap without coffee, crullers or bear claws!"
Balderdash:
Oh, look it easily distracted... um... easily distracted... uh... um... where was I going with this again? Is that a nickel?
Balderdash:
"T'was the night before Christmas and all throught the gallery, not a creature was stirring, not even Don Lapre..."
HanoverF:
Tonight on Sighting, Do Alien Forces Control Domino's Pizza? See Photographic proof!
Balderdash:
...
Sanagi:
How many cappers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More, apparently.
AAAron333:
The future's so bright, I gotta... *sigh* nevermind...
Gnasche:
TNT blackout of local NBA negotiation proceedings. It's FAN-tastic.