Geier:
Y'know, I think I preferred mimes BEFORE they started taking themselves so seriously...
tandy:
i just made a stinky!
MadSigntist:
"Come on, Professor Arturo, you are lagging behi....ooops, sorry. That's a truck. Nevermind."
MadSigntist:
275 non-stop showings of 'Taboo II' will do that to you.
Astryk9:
my balls fell off, and pavorotti ate them
famousmortimer:
Every revolution needs a handsome charismatic leader, or in their case, this guy
Astryk9:
please douche before oral sex, I appreciate it
Geier:
Because ben-wa balls are so passe'. THESE take a REAL professional...!
MadSigntist:
Infected with Hairpes...the *thinking* man's genital warts.
UnReality:
"I'm HUGE!"
UnReality:
"Give us a kiss."
amycamus:
A nutty, S&M, all male version of "The Color Purple".
amycamus:
"Don't play dumb with ME! I have the receipt showing purchase of one Pleasure Vibe 2000!"
MadSigntist:
"AIEEEE!!! Someone get this bloodthirsty gerbil offa me!!!!!!!"
Astryk9:
i like sex with hamsters and I'm proud of it
Astryk9:
ahhh, pavorotii, found out where the gerbil is, in his pants!
MadSigntist:
"Honey! The neighbor's daemon possessed trampoline is siphoning green peppers from my garden again. Go talk to its owner, would you?"
Enapov:
o/~ Those boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do....Someday these boots are gonna walk all over goo! o/~
questor:
Damn, booger won't flick.
questor:
Unfortunately, a Virgin doesn't understand "reentry".
questor:
I learned this in prison.