D_Idaho:
"You there! Pull my finger!"
DiscoBoy:
"Down, girl! Heel!"
Agent_Moldy:
"I, Harry Anderson, call upon the great, spirits of Hollywood days gone by to revive my career."
Agent_Moldy:
"If I could... just... raise up her arm a little, and...pull down that... dress before she...wakes up..."
DiscoBoy:
"What? It helps me get into the crapping mood! Quit laughing!"
famousmortimer:
The poorly-thought out "Mouse-Cam" didn't last very long before being eaten, digested, and left in the litterbox
144b:
Uh, no that's not my lighter, but don't stop.
144b:
I don't go all the way on a first date.
The_Deceiver:
"But Mr. DeMille. I'm not ready for my 'audition'!"
YingYang:
Smurf Cum-in-a-Bottle, new from ShitCo!!
Xigeous:
"Go ahead. Punch me as hard as you can." (Unfortunately, no one knew he was talking about his stomach.)
DiscoBoy:
.oO(I hope this crack I'm smoking doesn't go straight to my hips...)
Geier:
Ooh, it looks like SOMEbody likes the squishy/slidey feel of orange leather on their inner thighs!
Indomitus:
You know, once upon a time, a Hummer wasn't something you drove.
animebabe:
RED MAN WALKING