soth:
Easily Distracted Date: "And that's when I moved in with my parents....Holy Sh*t! Sliders is on!"
UnReality:
"They called me mad when I proposed we splice together frog and kangaroo DNA. Well, I was mad, but that's not the point!"
Astryk9:
I've got my vibrator, now where's my lube?
amycamus:
"What the hell were you thinking? Entering a Polish dog eating contest..sheesh!"
Darth_Idaho:
Its amazing what people will try to pass of as carry on luggage.
Astryk9:
sliders, for all your flying crotch needs
Sidius:
Sounds like a sale in Tennessee: "Money back guarantee or kin!" I'll go for the cash, thanks.
Geier:
THIS is what happens when you go with the cheap, "some-assembly-required" vibrators. Next time, be smart and get the VibraMaster 3000, from Ronco!
GersonK:
I see first, I see third. Gonzalez left a giant...
farsider14:
whoa, you want to zip that thing back up colonel sanders!
UnReality:
"I don't care what you say, Captain. I don't think you're man enough for these new vibrating panties."
theykilledkenny:
Mister Spock walks like an Egyptian.