PikachuVader:
"Moff Tarkin, the Death Star is on approach to the Rebel base on the far side of Saturn..."
Kittino:
My name is Torgo, I take care of the place while the master is away.
Kielle:
"An' that there's Foppish Bill. Once shot a man for wearing white after Labor Day."
NeoWarlock:
o/` "You gotta have faith, faith, faith!" o/` Umm... George, why are you shaking your butt at me like that?
animebabe:
We now return to "Good Will Shopping", already in progress.
ZadetheElf:
ICE CREAM! GET YOUR $#@##$#@ ICE CREAM HERE
animebabe:
"You know, it might be art to some people, but I just think that Robert Mapplethorpe is obscene... what *is* he doing with that whip anyway?"
abracadaver:
Miller Klowns from Outer Space
abracadaver:
Jabba the Hutt is now doing kids parties. He may ask mom to sit chained at his feet in a bikini, though.
GlitterRock:
Lily's husband Steve talked out of turn at their lunch, and that's why he wears the dunce cap in the corner...
amycamus:
Things were looking grim for the Hell's Angels' event coordinator when a clown showed up for Sonny Barger's birthday party...
GlitterRock:
Whoa! Who knocked up Pippi Longstocking?